Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label satire. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

"Give 'em heck, Preacher Pelosi!"

"Pithy" gender based analysis, by C. Brooks Nielsen:

"I just figured it out ... the Health Care debacle, that is ..."

It is brought to us by Preacher Pelosi who is convinced that she must convert "We, the People" into a machine that feeds her husband's global commercial interests.  And why not?  She's just being the good wife, blending her talents into the grander scheme of things where her man can keep making more money so he won't fall into a funk and wonder if that's all there is and run off with some other broad.

Her message is now clear.  With her carefully tutelage, "We, the People" can all take care of each other and stay out of her hair while she drags all the big boys around by their ears.

Yes indeedy, this is "a great day in American History," where business as usual is all about Nancy.
 How do I know that?  Because she just announced that she and her colleagues have crafted a Health Care bill that makes sure being a woman is no longer a pre-existing condition.  Poor thing, I had no idea how she's been suffering.  No wonder she's been working so hard on Health Care for all.  After all, if you can't help yourself, you can't be of use to anyone else!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

More signs ...

These signs are provided for your use, free of charge or copyright.
If you wish to use them as Bumper Stickers, you can get blank vinyl sticker sheets from

http://www.presslabel.com/page/PL/PROD/110-Sheet-Bonus-Packs/200GIN

(This is not a paid partner or ad link, I'm simply trying to help)



"Welcome to NObama County ..." Signs & Bumper Stickers

Here are some signs that I whipped up for my Sapphire and other Patriots to put in their car windows and spread around. They're designed to be printed economically from any computer, and can be easily resized by your graphics program or print utility. Feel free to use these, I'm presenting them copyright free, and free of charge.


Welcome to NObama County, bring water

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Action Alert! Stop S.B. 670, "The Stop Dredging Because No One Should Have Gold But Us" Act

This is an Official Conservative Action Alert from the Editor of The NObama County Register:

Dear Concerned Conservative Citizens,
It has come to my attention that a State Bill, S.B. 670 "The Stop Dredging Because No One Should Have Gold But Us" Act is currently on the Governor's desk awaiting either signing or veto.
This act, sponsored by the "Environmentalists" as all restrictive land use acts are, will place an "EMERGENCY!" moratorium on all recreational Gold Dredging, and require that monies already paid for dredging permits and other statute requirements be directed into the coffers of the Sierra Club and other "Environmental Non-Profits." (sic)

It is imperative that immediate action be taken by freedom loving Californians who cherish the History of our "Golden" State. Be aware, the Governor MUST veto this bill, or it will become law in 8 days. If it becomes law, it will not only adversely impact the owners and employees of over 81 small businesses Statewide, it will decimate the largest source of income for the Mother Lode and Desert Counties. These Counties depend on Tourism dollars to stay alive, dollars that recreational dredging families inject into these economies each year.

With the current price of Gold, these dollars have become more important than ever. The fine communities that have preserved our pioneer heritage, cities such as Placerville, Mariposa, Auburn and Jamestown, deserve our support. They too are under attack. Let us be an example that "Either we all stand together, or we all will fall."

My Thanks!
Kris Rowe, Editor, The NObama County Register

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