*News Flash!!!* Obama proclaims self "Lame Duck!"

Or at least that's what it sounded like, according to Sean Hannity on KMJ-AM. Paraphrasing freely, here's what was reported:

Upon hearing of his ever falling poll numbers, Mr. Obama talked of how, if his numbers didn't go up, he probably wouldn't run for re-election in 2012.

Now, there's a whole bunch of questions to be asked here, but one really comes to the fore; Does Mr. Obama realize that the Presidential Elections aren't like "the People's Choice Awards" or "American Idol?" Does he even realize that he's not in Jr. High anymore, and this isn't about how "dreamy" he is? Does he even understand that the "We, the People" (or at least those who voted for him ... DON'T BLAME ME, BUBBA!) elected him to "Lead?"

The pants were pulled down this week, in so many ways. The Gov't loved the study that said mammograms were "unnecessary" for most women. Naw, there won't be rationing, we'll just tell you that you "don't need care, anyway." (BTW, my dear Aunt, the Family Matriarch, just had her life saved by a mammogram & surgery this year. Go figure.)

Mr. Obama declared that he "might" be close to a Afghanistan decision in the "coming weeks."
Goodness, don't you agree with him that it would be premature to take less than 5 months to decide what to do in a WAR?
*NEWS FLASH!* OBAMA DECIDES "CHICKEN SALAD" FOR 2009 4TH OF JULY PICNIC!
WON'T KNOW ABOUT THANKSGIVING DINNER UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

Obama's Attorney General, in the latest passive aggressive move, decided that "The Courts" should try the 9/11 hijackers and plotters. This was to assure that, rather than being responsible for upholding a military tribunal's decision, Mr. Obama would put the decision of guilt or innocence for self declared terrorists in "the People's" hands. Do I need to ask where they're gonna find an "impartial" jury?

And today, Mr. Obama stated that "if we keep spending the way we are, we're likely to see a double-dip recession." This comes from a "Chief Executive" who is readying ANOTHER "STIMULUS PACKAGE," reported to be of at least $700 billion.

Mr. Obama, it might be time to come home, put on the sackcloth & ashes, and GET REAL.
You're on a very fast train of your own making, straight into the annals of History as the least effective and most openly vain & foolish American President.

Now, I don't want you to get me wrong, Mr. Obama. I DON'T "WANT" you to be a "failure." What you're not "getting" is that you're going to fail, as long as you try to keep up this stupid course of action. Go look up "passive-aggressive", and the diagnostics. Look for famous examples. And if you do, you'll notice that the person they usually damage the most is themselves.
At least, that is, the "average" " passive- aggressive." There's nothing average about you, sir.
It looks like you're gonna take us all with you.

It appears that our greatest National Deficit is a RESPONSIBILITY DEFICIT.
And sadly, the Buck never stops in the Obama White House.

And if I sound angry, it's because I am. I'm pissed at the never-ending parade of dweebs who keep trying to make the same things that failed for Mom & Dad, or their last marriage, or the last Administration, WORK.

Spending our way to prosperity won't work.

PERIOD. 

The (almost) Daily Bug: "Yes, that's right, it IS all about Him!" ... The Candidates that I'm backing (so far) ... The Senatorial campaign waters get muddy ... and a little humor ...

Sorry about being awol, I'm suffering a nasty head cold ... but I'm still keeping up the "three dot" journalism! ONWARD!

In the "It's okay, I'm still here for Me ..." file, take a look at Mr. Obama's official response to the slaughter at Fort Hood:

Well, I'm sure that we're just getting all "wee-wee'd up!" for no reason, and that Mr. Obama will be certain to find that it's just another example of how bad America really, really is!
We should all be ashamed, shouldn't we?

*Attention!* 
This is your official "malignant-narcissist" warning!

The President of the United States has been found to suffer from this disorder, and should be approached, spoken to, and paid any attention at all only under the most stringent of safeguards.
*That is all!*

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For those folk who get more than just an ironic laugh from my bloviating and pontficating, here's my picks for the 2010 Elections, for the Central Valley (so far.)

Opposing Costa, 20th District California - James Andrew "Andy" Vidak - Fresno Bee article

         Andy stuck out his hand, shook mine firmly, gave me a grin and looked me in the eye. - 100%

Opposing Radonovich, 19th District -  Jim Patterson -

 I've admired former Mayor Jim Patterson as a man who stands firmly on sensible principles. - 100%

Running for Assembly, 31st District - Brandon Shoemaker

Brandon is my only possible choice. He's a Conservative first & always. - 100%

And yes, it's technically not a Valley district, but we need to help "drop kick" Nancy Pelosi, so ...

John Dennis for Congress, 8th District, California 

There are many other races, but I still have to do the research. So many Candidates, so little time.

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Well, it happened today. Carly Fiorina came into the Senatorial Campaign, and it loks like she's a "Moderate." I'm still firmly behind Chuck DeVore, who is firmly to the right of center.
However, I'll look at Ms. Fiorina, since she's a known fighter, and has solid business experience.

Still, I hope to see a True Conservative in the Race. Maybe you?

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And now, to cap off what's been a creepily absurd week, here's Aggie, the Bloodthirsty Liberal with:

“Now Youse Can’t Leave”

Yep, I'm lazy on Friday, and she's already done the work. 

Go, enjoy!

The Daily Bug: Conservative Values; 2 out of 3 is a message ... Al Gore denies "profiting from Global Warming" ... Gibbs: "Afghanistan decision weeks away" ... and oh, so much more!

So, are you as ready as I am for the veritable "landslide" of trite, foolish denials of any "message" being given in the stunning upset victories by Conservative Republicans in N.J & Virginia? I'm sure that there will be plenty forthcoming.
Meanwhile, from Drudgereport.com; REPUBLICAN TAKES VA BY 18% ... and ... REPUBLICAN TAKES NJ BY 5% ... The only "disappointment' of the night is that the incredible "Dark Horse" Conservative Doug Hoffman was defeated by the vastly better financed Democrat Owen ( by a whopping 3 points! ), after the "Republican" shill whose name even I can't pronounce and who'll now be promptly forgotten even by Wikipedia, endorsed THE DEMOCRAT ... One thing that no one will forget; Newt Gingrich's inexplicable choice of endorsing the shill. Our take? "Mental-pause."

In another stunning upset, Al Gore again denied "profiting from Global Warming." "If I didn't invest," said the Ex-VP turned shameless bogus climate science shill, "they'd call me a hypocrite."
Uhhhhh ... Al?
Guess what ... Your investment record is the least of the reasons we call you a "hypocrite."

In White House news: Gibbs: Afghanistan Decision Still "Weeks" Away
(Video link from C-Span 3 ... Wait a minute, there are 3 of those boring, snore fest channels ... and WE'RE paying for them?)

"It was weeks yesterday and it's weeks today," White House Press Secretary Robert "Uhhhh ... What?" Gibbs told the Press today, repeatedly stonewalling about any possible rational or logical reason for the ever extending delay of an Afghanistan troop reinforcement decision.
Our sources in the White House kitchen ( you don't really want to know ... ) indicated that the main holdup was that the President was apparently unsure what color the drapes in the Obama Memorial Afghanistan Momentous Decision Announcement (OMAMDA) Center ( soon to be built on the graves of "brave American soldiers" ) should be.

Meanwhile, the White House chef revealed that the Presidents favorite vegetable is "broccoli!" This apparently signals a sharp departure from the Bush "Regime," where the favorite vegetable was said to be "Colin."

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The Funniest Blog Post of the Day: Beware Zionist Grizzlies!!! From The Blodthirsty Liberal.
Trust me, don't ask, just read it. And you wondered where the Grizzlies went when the Season was over. (Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.)

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The Daily Bug is humor and news. If you have no sense of irony, suffer from Sarcasm Deficit Syndrome, 
or you "just plain don't get it," you have my pity. 
Just like George Miller, poor sod.

The Plain Language Legislative Act - My first contribution to Contract from America.com

Bill Whittle of PJTV.com suggested we go use this great site, http://contractfromamerica.com
So, I went! It's sponsored by the same outfit I belong to, Tea Party Patriots.

The idea is this: Write a new Contract, a Contract from America. Here's my first contribution:

The Plain Language Legislative Act

Any and all legislation emanating from either house of Congress shall be written in plain English, so that it is understandable to any average Citizen with an education level of grade 5. There will be no exceptions.

Technical language will be restricted to descriptions of function or form. There will be a panel of 5th graders chosen by random lottery from among the schools of the Nation. They will review and approve or disapprove any and all legislation, and judge it as to understandability and sensibility.
Any legislation that elicits a reaction of "I don't get it" or "That's NUTS!" will be sent for rewriting, or discarded, both at the discretion of said 5th graders.

There will be no re-writing of laws from this form by the Supreme Court, or any lower court. Any person wishing to insert language other than in this simple form will be required to first stick their head in an operational and operating gas oven for a period of no less than 8 hours.

Period.

It may be a hoax, but the message comes through loud and clear ...

Going on a lead that was sent by C. Brooks Nielsen, I tracked down this pithy audio - gone - video file on Youtube.com

Aussie Public School answering machine:




Nothing more needs to be said.

"George Miller's Valley of Revenge" - From Rep. Devin Nunes, with commentary

I gave this entry much thought before posting it, and it needs to be said. The first part is from Devin Nunes. The second is my opinion and viewpoint, and represents me alone.

Dear Friends,

Last week, Congressman George Miller (D-CA) attempted to gain passage of a water recycling bill for the greater San Francisco Bay Area.  Congressional leaders pursued passage of this bill on the House schedule reserved for non-controversial measures, meaning it required a 2/3 vote to pass. 

As you know, the Speaker and Mr. Miller have refused to allow San Joaquin Valley water legislation to be debated.  For this reason, I asked my Republican colleagues to help defeat the Bay Area water bill.  In doing so, we insisted that valley water problems be debated along-side legislation related to Bay Area water. 

In my view, it is irresponsible for Congress to consider spending tens of millions of dollars on Bay Area water recycling programs while communities in the San Joaquin Valley are being deprived access to water and ignored by Congress.  No one in the Bay Area has had their water taken from them and Congressional attention should be focused on helping those suffering from the government-imposed drought.

Instead of recognizing that he needs to allow a debate on the valley water crisis, Congressman Miller responded by seeking revenge against Republicans who fought for our voices to be heard. 

Fox News reported the shocking actions of Mr. Miller last night (click here for video of the broadcast).

Sincerely,

Devin Nunes

MEMBER OF CONGRESS

If you would like to contact me, please visit my website at www.nunes.house.gov.

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From Sean Hannity, Fox News Channel, 10.08.09






From the Editor:

When discussing "reeking, puss filled gasbags" or Partisan hacks, one would generally hope that they weren't talking about a United States Congressman.
Sadly, there are proving to be exceptions to this "Hope."  Rep. George Miller (D-Martinez) seems to have skipped the part of Primary school where "co-operating with others" was discussed.
He also seems to have ignored the call's from the House Leader Nancy Pelosi for "bi-partisanship" and "accountability." Revenge is something that he does ahead of time, and is unthinkable for the "opposition" to engage in.

I do try to make sure that I don't let blind anger and unfocused hatred cause me to act without wisdom. Unfortunately, Rep. Miller doesn't care to adhere to this course of action, a fact that is plainly demonstrated in his constant stream of vengeful actions when others don't just lie down and give up.
To use the same tactics that he does is somehow unfair, and revenge must be exacted. A Lesson must be taught, and people must be punished for their impudence in defying his Royal Will.

Yet, Rep. Miller shows constantly how small and mean a man he is. He insists that he be kowtowed to, and not just allowed, but endorsed when he insists that he is the exception. In this, he heads down the same historical road as all Tyrants, choosing favoritism, partisan division and popular regional bigotry in his quest to avenge his own failures.

As I did in Concord, standing outside his office, I call out "Where's George?!?" Doesn't he, or for that matter, President Obama, have the GUTS to come and see the human misery that they are responsible for causing?

"WHERE'S GEORGE???"

Unfortunately, this "Leader" is likely to be found spewing hypocritical sewage of the same level as Delta communities. Be sure to juxtapose his words with his actions. He doesn't introduce legislation to clean up sewage inn the Delta, or to develop water supplies. He doesn't offer any answers, only deprivation and suffering, as long as it serves himself.
I'm sure that, after seeing this video, you'll come to the same conclusion as I did, and ask the same questions.
 



George doesn't work for his constituents, or America. George works only for himself.

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"The time has come for all good men to come to the aid of their fellows."

The time of Partisan politics in America has passed. The Republican & Democrat Parties are one in the same. You need only look to the actions of Republicans who "negotiate in good faith," knowing that there is no "good faith"in these Partisans souls.

You've watched George Miller in the above video. You can see that he knows what works, "Traditionally," but tosses it aside, since it doesn't work for him.

Partisan politics is destroying our country. Partisan politics, and those who practice it, have decided this is a "fight to the death."

And they intend to be sure that we're the ones who die.

I just can't apologize enough to Jimmy Carter ...

Oh, I simply just can't apologize enough to ex-Pres. and incipient "Senile Dude" James Earl Carter.

You see, I posted an opinion piece about Him yesterday, and I assumed that his vituperative and weirdly preachy diatribe against "Racists" was aimed at me and other White People.

However, upon scanning the information available about Mr. Obama's "racial heritage," I was relieved to find out that President Obama is half - Caucasian!

"So what?" you say? "Who cares what color or race He is?" you say?

I'm shocked, stunned AND amazed! Don't you understand? Can't you see that, to Congressional Progressives, the Democrat Party, and every uptight, politically correct, color conscious Liberal in America, it's ALL ABOUT RACE!

It's all about making exceptions  and excuses and pandering to special interest groups and attempting to separate and divide America by doing a "tar & feather" job on Tea Party Patriots and other dissident voices ... Which brings forth the question, "Hey, weren't the folks who are in power dissidents once, dissidents who claimed that they were exercising their 'free speech' rights?"

So, the real question is "Why are all those silent masses of Non-White, Non-Black, Non-like Pres. Obama Americans being called out for speaking against the obviously brilliant, yet strangely still unseen 'Obama Health Takeover Bill' ... ? Why can't they be good, silent guilty Americans, riddled with guilt by what someone who darn near destroyed our Economy AND Foreign Policy when he was President, said about them? Why can't they just see that it's just in Mr. Carter's best self interest to try to repaint Himself as a multi-racial genius, rather than the ineffectual political tool that He's actually become?

Ok, so James Earl Carter is a self-hating racist. I find that to be amazingly sad, and deeply pathetic.
I feel terrible for Him, since I cared for My Grandfather during his period of senile dementia, and it's a terrible thing to lose your powers of discernment & discretion, even for a gentleman of suspect intelligence such as Mr. Carter.

So, to Mr. Carter and his Family, I send my deepest sympathies and heartfelt apologies.

And to his Family, I send this advice:

Get double-keyed deadbolt locks, and hide the car keys. Oh, and should he become belligerent or violent, have a good sedative handy, and in the worst case ...  DUCK!!!

Sorry, "Mr. Jimmy." Now, what's Charlie Gibson's excuse?

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Disclaimer: If you hadn't noticed, this post was written in the same style of joshing, jovial good humor that has been used in the past 8 years by luminaries such as Sen. Al Franken, Bill Mahr, Jeannine Garrafallo (?), David Letterman, Charlie Rangel, Rev. Al Sharpton, Rev. Wright, and ... GOSH! Even the President Himself!

So, if ya' don't get a laugh out of this, well, there's obviously something WRONG WITH YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU,  A RACIST???

Have a nice day! :)