The Daily Bug: Conservative Values; 2 out of 3 is a message ... Al Gore denies "profiting from Global Warming" ... Gibbs: "Afghanistan decision weeks away" ... and oh, so much more!

So, are you as ready as I am for the veritable "landslide" of trite, foolish denials of any "message" being given in the stunning upset victories by Conservative Republicans in N.J & Virginia? I'm sure that there will be plenty forthcoming.
Meanwhile, from Drudgereport.com; REPUBLICAN TAKES VA BY 18% ... and ... REPUBLICAN TAKES NJ BY 5% ... The only "disappointment' of the night is that the incredible "Dark Horse" Conservative Doug Hoffman was defeated by the vastly better financed Democrat Owen ( by a whopping 3 points! ), after the "Republican" shill whose name even I can't pronounce and who'll now be promptly forgotten even by Wikipedia, endorsed THE DEMOCRAT ... One thing that no one will forget; Newt Gingrich's inexplicable choice of endorsing the shill. Our take? "Mental-pause."

In another stunning upset, Al Gore again denied "profiting from Global Warming." "If I didn't invest," said the Ex-VP turned shameless bogus climate science shill, "they'd call me a hypocrite."
Uhhhhh ... Al?
Guess what ... Your investment record is the least of the reasons we call you a "hypocrite."

In White House news: Gibbs: Afghanistan Decision Still "Weeks" Away
(Video link from C-Span 3 ... Wait a minute, there are 3 of those boring, snore fest channels ... and WE'RE paying for them?)

"It was weeks yesterday and it's weeks today," White House Press Secretary Robert "Uhhhh ... What?" Gibbs told the Press today, repeatedly stonewalling about any possible rational or logical reason for the ever extending delay of an Afghanistan troop reinforcement decision.
Our sources in the White House kitchen ( you don't really want to know ... ) indicated that the main holdup was that the President was apparently unsure what color the drapes in the Obama Memorial Afghanistan Momentous Decision Announcement (OMAMDA) Center ( soon to be built on the graves of "brave American soldiers" ) should be.

Meanwhile, the White House chef revealed that the Presidents favorite vegetable is "broccoli!" This apparently signals a sharp departure from the Bush "Regime," where the favorite vegetable was said to be "Colin."

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The Funniest Blog Post of the Day: Beware Zionist Grizzlies!!! From The Blodthirsty Liberal.
Trust me, don't ask, just read it. And you wondered where the Grizzlies went when the Season was over. (Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.)

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or you "just plain don't get it," you have my pity. 
Just like George Miller, poor sod.